A Thousand Miles

Monday, January 16, 2006

"" @ 7:45 PM

well back from the long well-deserved rest during the weekends after a hectic week.. i only eat.. wacth tv.. then go sleep.. so obviously there is nothing to blog about.. haha.. unless you want to hear about the shows that i watch lah..

so anyway.. today is the start of boot camp.. haha exaggerated too much there.. well it was kinda slack lah.. usually.. today everyone would be experiencing the well-known MONDAY BLUES.. but today prove to be otherwise for me.. haha.. instead.. from now on.. mondays will always kickstart my week.. its all thx to my long day which lasted till 4 that ended with a big bang.. haha yup.. today i end school with 3 periods of maths.. 2 of which is lecture.. as i enter the lecture hall.. i saw this old man who was going to teach me maths.. he started as soon as he noticed that everyone was in their seats.. he was not monotonous lah.. so that kept me awake.. den he stunned me after 1 minute of lecture..

teacher: ok everyone.. (ssssssssssshhhh everyone all say).. did you all finish until here? if you never then tell me HOR..

omg.. he exaggerated the 'HOR' leh.. i laughed so darn loudly sia.. he didnt even heard lah basically his own voice.. thats coz everyone burst too.. haha.. he was so engrossed in his lecture that he didnt bother scolding.. ok then he make everyone laugh again..

teacher: so now do you all know how to determine whether the graph is function one? just take the point (GILO,GILO) and draw vertical line..
(then he paused for very long)

teacher: eh wait??!!! oh paiseh paiseh.. i see wrongly..
(hides his paisehness)

i was laughing like mad this time round.. till my stomach hurts.. i couldnt believe what i just witness.. he blundered and stunned himself.. somemore with the really singlish accent.. haha.. until that moment.. i gave up listening to him.. then he made us LOLing this time.. after his blunder...

teacher: for inverse functions.. its like wearing SUES and socks.. you cannot wear SUES then socks rite? same goes for inverse functions..

i sat there LOLing.. he suddenly talks about shoes and socks?? haha.. ok lah.. i think i better stop saying these things already.. if he sees this.. im soooo dead meat.. haha..

ok so my trip was even more unexpected lah.. as soon as i alighted at clementi bus station.. i heard a woman wailing leh.. i turned and wanted to see what it was about lah.. the busdriver didnt see a woman putting her hand on the bus door.. so when he open the door.. her hand got stuck in between the door.. she wailed like she never wailed before.. it was so cool.. i mean the wailing part.. sounds like some witch sia.. haha.. well.. thats all.. *chao*